Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The feeling are messing with the penis
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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