sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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