I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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