yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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