and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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