you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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