I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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