I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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