Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize