I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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