Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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