My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize