Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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