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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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