Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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