You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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