she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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