I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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