I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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