Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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