I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
COCAINE IS GR8
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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