His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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