the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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