i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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