Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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