ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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