I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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