My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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