So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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