hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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