I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my being single is dangerous.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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