When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Less talking, more tequila
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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