just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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