do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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