u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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