I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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