# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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