a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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