I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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