yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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