Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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