If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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