is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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