Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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