I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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