When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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