He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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