i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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