Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I will pee on everything he values.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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