My nipple is on Facebook.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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