piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I am naked and annoyed.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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